I just had a really fucked up dream. For one reason or another I was in what I assume was the Seattle area, and I went to visit my brother (who does not live in Seattle). He happened to be staying at the condo that served as the set for Frasier Crane’s home on the TV show. It had the same layout but it didn’t have the furniture from the show. I went to take a piss in the bathroom and noticed that someone had taken a shit and not flushed. When I finished peeing and flushed the toilet, one of the turds started rising to the surface and it was getting bigger! The turd got to about the size of a baguette and as it edged itself over the rim of the toilet it broke in half, leaving half of a stinky brown baguette at my feet. There was also something about my brothers, my dad and myself trying to go to a drive-in, but that parts a little hazy.
This is why I need to start smoking pot again. I can’t handle my unconscious mind.
