They might want to start the investigation into who leaked Jennifer Lawrence’s nude pictures with her agent
1. Do not reproduce.
2. Never have children.
3. No babies.
4. Kill yourself
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
That’s right, lump taking naked pictures of yourself in with real life necessities. Maybe that way you can fool people into thinking you have a point.